Andrew:
Hello readers! It's that time once again for Sarah and I
to chat about the new releases hitting our local theatre for your reading
enjoyment. Last week was a relatively weak crop with only Alex Cross and Paranormal
Activity 4 coming out wide (the latter of which we reviewed HERE). This
week, however, is a different story as we see four wide releases coming out
this last weekend in October.
We have the epic looking Cloud
Atlas, brought to us by Tom Twyker (Run Lola Run) and the
Wachowski siblings (The Matrix trilogy); a new Gerard Butler film about
surfboarding and based on a true story called Chasing Mavericks; a
sequel to 2006's video-game adaptation/horror film Silent Hill that no one
was asking for, called Silent Hill: Revelations 3D; and
last but not least a Halloween-themed comedy aimed at tweens called Fun
Size, which is the directorial debut of television producer/writer Josh
Schwartz.
So Sarah, a lot of films coming out this week. Which one
do you want to talk about first?
Sarah: Let's talk about the biggest
one, Cloud
Atlas. I am so confused about this one! It totally looks super
confusing but has a powerhouse cast that would make any director in Hollywood
jealous! I honestly don't know how I feel about this one. What do you think?
Official Trailer for Cloud Atlas
I'm also torn because while I think The Matrix is a modern
classic like most everyone else does, I hate the second and third Matrix
films with a passion. So the Wachowskis don't have a great track record with
me.
S: I agree with you. On top of all
that, I think that having multiple directors is asking for nothing but trouble.
With each storyline, the same actors show up but in very different ways,
sometimes even changing gender. I think it will be a fun "Where's
Waldo" movie trying to pick out who's who. I think this looks like nothing
more than Oscar bait and while I'm interested to see how it turns out, I think
it will be a weird one to sit through.
A: I actually disagree with you on the
Oscar bait part. I think this is just another way for the Wachowskis to try to
make a grand, eloquent, wordy-as-hell statement about the world we live in. How
we're all interconnected, etc. From what they've done so far (The
Matrix trilogy, Speed Racer) I don't think the
Oscars are they're biggest concern.
I will say, Cloud Atlas LOOKS gorgeous. But
gorgeous looking cinematography can only do so much for a movie. If the
storyline starts to get confusing (and it very well might with the skipping
around and using the same actors in a bunch of different roles) then I wouldn't
be surprised if I check out of it real quick.
S: Well I guess we will find out when
we see this one on the big screen.
Now our next film is Chasing Mavericks starring Gerard
Butler. I don't think this one looks that good. It looks like just another
attempt to make Butler into a Matthew McConaughey character and they are
becoming successful...that's not a compliment. But I will bet that this one is
going to be a big one in the theatres this weekend. It's just about the only
one that appeals to a younger and older crowd.
Official Trailer for Chasing Mavericks
A: Hmm. I'm not quite sure how I feel
about this one either because I think the cast looks fine enough and it looks
like the filmmakers genuinely care about the topic at hand, but will audiences
care about the topic?
Chasing Mavericks is based on
the true story of Jay Moriarty (played a Jonny Weston, whom I've never seen
before), a young aspiring surfer who was taken under the wings of an
experienced surfer named Frosty Hesson (Butler). While I'm a little curious
about the fact that this is a true story and Mavericks are a real thing (huge
waves, apparently), I'm not sure if I'm into the whole real story aspect of it
and I don't know why.
S: I'm just not sure why the content
material is so worth having made into a movie. While I'm not sure about this
one, I think that the whole ginormous waves thing is kinda cool.
Let’s move on to Silent Hill: Revelations 3D. Now
everyone knows I'm totes not into the scary movie thing, but every time I see
the movie trailer, it does nothing for me and it doesn’t look scary. When a
trailer says, "rated E, rated R" you know it probably wasn't ever
supposed to be on the big screen.
Official Trailer for Silent Hill: Revelations 3D
A: "Rated E, rated R?" You
lost me there.
Anyhow...I have absolutely no desire
to see this film. The original version did absolutely nothing for me and is
pretty forgettable other than the town of Silent Hill being pretty cool looking
with the ash and disintegrating buildings, but the movie itself was a mess and
boring as all get out. I do remember the original being somewhat gory and
having some inventive kills, but the special effects were terrible, as was the
acting. I have no reason to believe a sequel will be any better, and I have no
idea why anyone thought a sequel needed to be made.
That said, this has Eddard Stark AND John Snow from Game
of Thrones! Awesome!
S: When you listen to the trailer, at
the end the announcer says "Rated E" for the videogame, "Rated
R" for the movie. It's weird.
Yeah, that's about the only reason this movie looks
slightly entertaining is because of the Game of Thrones characters. Other
than that, this one is probably going to be one I skip seeing altogether.
A: Are you talking about the trailer or
a commercial? Because I have no memory of that said in the trailer. But maybe
I'm wrong, but again, I digress.
Ok, now our last one - Fun
Size. It's the directorial debut of Josh Schwartz who is most famous
for creating/producing/writing television’s The O.C., Gossip
Girl and Chuck. It also stars Victoria Justice of the Nickelodeon’s Victorious
fame, and Jane Levy who is on ABC’s Suburgatory and the star of next
spring's Evil Dead remake.
I remember we watched the trailer for this once and while
it looks like it's targeted at tweens, I actually thought it was kind of funny.
It’s a simple idea – a teenage girl is forced to take her younger brother Trick
or Treating and hijinx ensue. What do you think?
Official Trailer for Fun Size
S: Oh and I had completely forgotten
about this one! Aimed directly at tweens, Fun Size looks a little cheesy with
some cheap laughs thrown in. But it has come out just in time for the holiday
next week and the kids will come to the movies in throngs. I suppose it is about
time there are some straight up teen movies that come out and this is a good
time for them to come out, in-between the summer and winter blockbuster
seasons. While it looks cute and funny, I'm not sure if it's a theatre must or
a rental.
A: Yeah, I'm not totally sure we'll see
this one in theatres but it might be entertaining.
Okay, that does it for our preview
this week! We won't be seeing ANY of these movies this weekend because I'm
going to Detroit for the weekend, but when I return Sarah and I will check some
of these out. And while we won't be seeing any of this weekend's new films we
did see Skyfall and Lincoln on Thursday, so be on the
lookout for our reviews of those over the weekend!
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